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 Some one sent me something interesting:-

 Dear Lord,

I pray for : Wisdom, to understand a man;  Love, to forgive him and; patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death!

Another one :-

- Sure, marriage can be fun some of the time, trouble is, you're married all the time.

- It's time to do some stuff around the house..... sit around it, walk around it and lie around it.