How to kill a rat in 5 minutes

I wanted so much to write about my trip to Australia, but with all this holidaying, packing and unpacking, all my inspiration has gone with the wind and here I am, landed in Battambang, Cambodia.

Before I tell you how to kill a rat in 5 mints. first I must tell you about Prema and Juan's house. Juan briefed me about all their friends the first hour of my arrival. They are all varieties of frogs, spiders, mosquitoes, flies, lizards, gikos, snakes and rats..... They need to clean their kitchen everyday of rat's droppings and urine. Well, Prema was so eager for me to cook, she misses my cooking (that's what she said). Since Prema's leg is in cast, it is Juan's task to clean the stove. To make the long story short, I heard a shout from Juan while frying CHAMPEDAK, asking me how to kill the rat that fell into the pail of water in the bathroom. It was easy, I asked for a tong, with it I pressed the rat and drowned it. It was struggling, then plop..plop...plop...slowly, very slowly the air bubbles stop and it was dead.

Let me tell you, I never know that killing a rat can be so easy and I felt so happy killing it. I think I am a bit of a sadist. May be Bee Lee can tell you more about how cruel I am, how I used to pinched her when I was young.(she never let me forget) But she always forget to tell how she used to put her two feet on my face when we sleep.
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